Karma, She is Such a Bitch

I’ve heard other (including myself) saying:

Karma’s a bitch.

Nope they are right, she is. It is a moral state, what goes around comes around. And I was definitely bitch slapped by karma this past weekend, but it all goes back to Wednesday at the Cavilers game with my friend BK.

We are sitting in out seats while some middle-aged woman is dropping peanuts/popcorn all over BK. Of course, he isn’t happy about this, who would be? She was laughing—that isn’t funny. Accidents are one thing, but she was just being careless. So of course BK turns around and gives her an evil glare. I also turn around and give her a dirty look. But this isn’t where my/our karma started to kick in.

The game ends…we are walking to our car. The man in front of us steps on some girl’s foot. He had a big old boot on his leg and she had these little flats on and all of a sudden we hear: Owe, Owe, Owe! And for some reason BK and I thought that was hilarious—we were laughing till we were crying. It happened for a good five minutes—we could see her hobbling & hear her complaining.

So that was Wednesday and Wednesday leads to Saturday.

We are at the bar around 8:30 Saturday night, drinking, laughing and having a good time. When all of a sudden…

BK: Look there is Phil!

Me: Shut up I am not looking. You are lying.

BK: No really look there is Phil.

Me: Really? (I turn around)

Side note: The whole thing Phil situation was a little sticky or one might call it “loose” there was never really a label put on it—which after six months someone should have spoken up—good or bad. It ended with me running into him randomly at a local bar and seeing him kiss another girl, and me realizing—now is not the time Surprisingly, I am not bitter (anymore) and appreciate him much more as a friend.

THERE'S Phil
And BK thought it was hilarious. Literally, he was doubled over laughing and crying.

It was nice seeing Phil, but none-the-less it is still seemingly awkward after the last time of running into him randomly. So there was my Karma running into someone who I didn’t want to see on a particular night (not that I don’t love him to death, but just not that night). However, BK’s karma got him even harder…

1 For laughing at the girl at the Cavs game
2 For laughing at me because Phil was at the bar.

Later in the night we went to a different bar to meet up with some friends. We were hanging out, having a semi-decent time and we were all kind of getting tired and ready to head home when. We asked Lauren what we were waiting for.

Lauren: We are waiting for Molly to get here.

Me: BK—we are waiting for Molly!

BK: Great!

Side note: Molly is this girl BK dated briefly and when he called her to ask her what her Valentines Day plans were she said “Someone already beat you too it” Again it was another loose situation. However, it still sucks.

THERE'S MOLLY!
I laughed--which probably means Karma is after me--again!

Our valuable lesson learned: Do not laugh at other people—other wise you end up seeing people you don’t want to see or that you don’t mind seeing, but not under certain circumstances. Oh, Karma—you bitch.